Mustachiod Porkchops!

We had a really fun show on Tuesday the 16th, playing in West Oakland at an awesome design shop called "Because We Can". Burgers, beers, wood cutting robots, and mustaches on a stick...what could be better?

Pictures by Jillian

Fruitful Porkchops!

Post production on the new album is almost complete and we're really excited about how it turned out! But not as excited as we are about Kevin's new arrival! That's right, Porkchop Express has a newest, cutest member in young Wyatt Kalahiki born May 1st. Mother, baby, and father are all doing really well and will accept any large cash gifts or offers to baby sit you may be willing to give.

We've been out of commission with CD and baby stuff but we just set up a new show at the Riptide in July...it will surely be a triumphant return to form. Also we're exploring the option of doing small acoustic sets here and there...we'll let you know how that pans out.

MP3s for Sale Online

As we're working on the final stages of our next album we decided to dip our toe into that rushing, silvery river of online music sales. We made our 6 song album, All You Can Handle EP, available for download on Amazon, Amie Street, Napster, Rhapsody, eMusic, Shockhound, LaLa, and, soon, iTunes. This is just to get us ready to have the new album for sale online, so we know what to expect. But don't you worry your pretty little heads, we're old fashioned at heart so the new album will still be available in a tangible, tactile pleasing form (the new CD will be made of finest crushed velvet and lotion).

We've sold all of our old CDs with no plans to re-release, but you can still listen to most of our music on our music page, but if you are into the whole ownership thing please feel free to download the songs from any of the fine vendors mentioned above.

OK! Back to work with us!

Friday the 13th at Hotel Utah

With the show happening on Friday the 13th, and it also being so close to St. Patrick's day, we're all in a tizzy about the theme of this upcoming show. But because we're dedicating the show to our bassist Kevin and his impending fatherhood there was really no question. There's no one more knowledgeable on the ins-and-outs of horror movies, werewolves, monsters, zombies, vampires, critters, killer clowns, cannibal mutants, aliens, and any of the various creepy-crawlies that have either creeped or crawled across the silver screen at one time or another. So with that in mind our flier for this show is most appropriate:

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We hope to see you all out at Hotel Utah! Our buddies from The Devil's Own are going to play in a super special acoustic duo configuration, and we hope the boys from Whiskey Tango will be our pen pals and BFFs after this show is over.

Couple things

Congrats to the Puff 'n Sip happy hour crew for raising so much money for the Tenderloin Neighborhood Outreach charity. We had a great time hanging out with such fine folks

We've also been spending some time in the studio to finish up our album and have a few candid shots from that.

PCE at the Cigar Bar tomorrow

Happy new year! Come out to the Cigar Bar and Grill to celebrate our favorite Russian's birthday and the 4th anniversary of the Puff 'n Sip happy hour. There will be charity games, fine drinks and great music.