Contact Porkchop Express
For bookings and general information: Info@PorkchopExpress.Net
You're also more than welcome to become our MySpace friend, just keep in mind that if you leave enormous, sparkly graphics in our comments section we reserve the right to come to your house and ruin your next slumber party: www.myspace.com/porkchopexpressmusic.
Other Contact Options
- To contact the dead, start looking here.
- To contact aliens, try ContactAliens.com...we've never done it, but it sure looks authentic.
- To contact roast something, maybe use this little beauty.
